What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 17:32

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

3 iconic Disney World attractions closing for ‘largest expansion’ in history of Magic Kingdom - AL.com

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dicta numquam repudiandae corrupti labore ea facere.

So they tried

Then came..

John Brenkus, host of Emmy-winning ‘Sport Science’ on ESPN, died by suicide - New York Post

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How would you feel if your friend confided in you that she is cheating on her husband, knowing that he loves her deeply? What emotional and ethical considerations would you grapple with in response to her revelation?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

Nuts and Butts

Wastewater is now helping track measles spread around the US - CNN

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why do Democrats keep calling Patriots/President Trump supporters "sore losers"? Do they purposefully ignore the massive fraud that took place, or genuinely think that there was zero fraud?

Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

Are there scientific studies that support the detox benefits of an infrared sauna blanket?

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

Buffalo Trace Adds Eagle Rare 12 To Its Permanent Lineup Of Age-Stated Bourbons - Forbes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

Riddle: How do budget cuts, DEI hires, and empty reservoirs, turn the bluest, most Democrat city Red?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

Which Shakespeare words have completely changed meaning in modern English?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Jared Isaacman’s Plans For NASA - NASA Watch

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

Animi velit error sapiente nihil.